Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
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I hate it when old men stare at you.
They’re all like:
And you’re like:
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